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Country Music

"SOME FOLKS WEAR THEIR HATS WAY OFF TO THE SIDE WITH THEIR PANTS DOWN LOW AND A GUN TUCKED INSIDE TAKE THEIR BEER BY THE 40 AND THEIR CHICKEN DEEP-FRIED I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHO WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE ONLY DARK I LIKE IS WHEN I TURN OFF THE LIGHTS THE ONLY HOOD I LOVE IS POINTY AND WHITE CAN'T TRUST YOU IF I CAN'T SEE YOUR FACE AT NIGHT I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHO WE'RE TALKING ABOUT"
have you heard that key and peele tried making country music
by Word_God September 30, 2023
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Country Music

Music for sister-fucking, Ford F150-driving hicks and white trash who dwell in the most non-country ass places, like a suburb.

There are three constants in life: Death, Taxes, and FUCK COUNTRY MUSIC.
Human: I don't like country music.

Country Fans: *Attack of the Body Snatchers scream and point.*
by Piss Machine September 28, 2024
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Country Music

A music genre dominated by cis straight white men who talk about beer, trucks and girls in tight clothes and women who talk about murdering their husbands. Also particularly avoided by members of Gen Z
by Ozbot_3000 February 13, 2024
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country bayou musicfest

A place where they have a compilation of concerts, usually a bunch of very unhappy couples go that are just trying to make a situation work (Desperate wives, drag their husbands.) a place where you can listen to sad country music that describes misery)
“my Mousey looking wife Cindy dragged me to country bayou musicfest“
by Sikemike June 24, 2018
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