ringpiece burgular

a person who takes another's anal virginity.

my sidepiece took 3 months before she let me be her ringpiece burgular

by turboeeyore October 16, 2017

Cereal burgular

A person that breaks in a house to burgularize it, and eats a bowel of cereal before they leave.

The cereal burgular stole my cushions out of my lawn chairs.

by fuquaystone May 10, 2018

Anus bunglar

One who lazily tickles an anus

Donny the anus bunglar strikes again

by Anus_Bunglar December 4, 2021

Turd burgular

Like the hamburgular but a mascot for the bed head community who’s job it is to waste successful peoples time and energy by stealing things they don’t like purely because they over slept once now they can’t seem to stop doing it it’s too hard

Fuck that turd Burgular broke in my house with a key , ate my cat , cos it’s not lazy , then choked the chicken , and busted a nut on my bed , I found him asleep in my bed wearing my cape

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023