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Apples and Asparagus

A person (usually a left wing activist) uses this term when they are backed into a corner. It is basically saying “I’m a dumbass and I don’t have the brains to continue this argument”
Person A: but don’t you see!?! You are wrong.

Person B: Apples and Asparagus
by Lil dirty Pablo July 15, 2025
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Soggy asparagus

Trying to have anal sex while limp and using your thumb to get in. A double serving of soggy asparagus is using two thumbs
John tried to soggy asparagus her but even the double serving failed
by IowaNice June 25, 2024
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asparagus

A term used to parody astrology girls and their crazy beliefs in zodiac signs.
Example:

Police Officer: You're under arrest.
Astrology Girl: For what? I didn't do anything!
Police Officer: You're under arrest for murdering those five children in the parking lot.
Astrology Girl: Please don't arrest me, I'm sorry officer, it's because I'm an Aquarius!
Police Officer: Nobody cares that you're an asparagus, you're still going to prison.
by obama account April 27, 2024
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