A person (usually a left wing activist) uses this term when they are backed into a corner. It is basically saying “I’m a dumbass and I don’t have the brains to continue this argument”
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Police Officer: Nobody cares that you're an asparagus, you're still going to prison.
Police Officer: You're under arrest.
Astrology Girl: For what? I didn't do anything!
Police Officer: You're under arrest for murdering those five children in the parking lot.
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Police Officer: Nobody cares that you're an asparagus, you're still going to prison.
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