The Snail Trail Share definition Flag When you bust a nut on the floor and use your semen as lubricant to slide across the floor. “Yeah man, I was trying to do the snail trail and I slipped and broke my fucking neck.” The Snail Trail by Definitely not Hunter Nielsen July 10, 2022 0 0 Get merch Get the The Snail Trail mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch