A nooshwam is someone who continually does rape faces and is on their phone all the time. They hate parlas
Anish: (looks at someone creepily on his phone)
Person: why is he looking at me?
Persons friend: Cus hes a Nooshwam
Person: why is he looking at me?
Persons friend: Cus hes a Nooshwam
by AM23467 October 10, 2016
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by HasanAli October 11, 2007
Get the noosha mug.Chalm 'Is Andy coming out tonight to get smashed?'
Damo 'Nah, he's playing computer games.'
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by Chalm May 15, 2005
Get the nooshbag mug.Noosha is the best kind of person to have in your life. She’ll always be there to help you, no matter the situation you got yourself stuck in, whether that be through listening to you vent about the same thing for the thousandth time or to help mother hen you into actually making your doctors appointments. She is very dependable and compassionate. She might be a bit shy at first, but once she warms and opens up to you (and you are very lucky if she does) you better keep there, at your side, for as long as she lets you. The humor alone is unmatched.
You're a Noosha if you “gently” persuade your friends to consume the same media as you just so you have someone to talk to about a show your obsessed with.
by pls_dont_acknowledge_me November 23, 2021
Get the Noosha mug.The precise line where you pass from (innocent) innuendo to awkward silences. When crossed nothing can sound innocent, and every response is met with arched eyebrows.
A: Yeah I'm not really excited about X
B: somebody isn't doing enough then.
A: Oh my! I think we just crossed the Nooskaline
B: somebody isn't doing enough then.
A: Oh my! I think we just crossed the Nooskaline
by Panterpe September 22, 2016
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