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motherpause

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Motherpause (adj/n/v): a moment when you are caught off guard and surprised by your intense love for your child which might result in awkward crying and/or physical displays of emotion.
"My kid just whispered he loved me in his sleep while I tucked him in and I totally motherpaused." (verb)
"Oh she's fine! Just having a motherpause" (noun)
"I know I shouldn't care so much, but ugh that's a motherpausal thing right there!" (adj)
by UrbanAb-orginal May 19, 2016
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motherpuker

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Baby that causes morning sickness and makes his/her mother puke in the early stages of pregnancy due to all those hormonal twisters. It’s used interchangeably and/or instead of motherfucker, simply because you don’t wanna call your little baby that.
I swear the gods, if this motherpuker doesn’t allow me to go to work tomorrow, I’ll be so motherpuking mad.
by Paxois January 13, 2019
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motherpacker

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A person who packs too much stuff for a holiday/vacation trip, usually ready for everything that might remotely happen, like a mom would.
"Geez, I have a tear on my board shorts!"

"Go ask Jenny if she brought a sewing kit, that girl is a motherpacker"
by konikz April 9, 2009
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A dumb ass bitch who don’t know shit. Has to be someone who’s had or received anal sex with, or from a MILF, hence, a mother-asser.
Yo I heard Ricky banged Tyrone’s mom’s ass last night. Tyrone has gang affiliations, Ricky is probably a dead man now, did this to himself tho, dumb motherasser.
by VertigoTiger June 6, 2022
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