minkorf 

The feeling that when you turn the lights off downstairs you have to run upstairs as there is an evil force chasing you.

Last night I had a real minkorf moment.

minkorf by Aries3 May 23, 2016

minkoff 

A minkoff is someone who causes mischief in a public place at the expense of others.

*in Tesco, the sun is setting and the air is stale with the smell of day old chicken tikka wraps’

Aidan: (shouting) Ali, take that mars bar out of you pocket!

Ali: (whispers) Stop trying to get me arrested you MINKOFF’

minkoff by AIDANSHAGSSHEEP October 30, 2019

minorf

a person who has sex with various funiture. Pronounced MAI-NORF.

He is a minorf, so I had to buy myself a new couch and coffee table.

minorf by marshall56 April 18, 2008