white lettuce 

Fluffy bit's of toilet paper that are left on your anus after taking a dump

Brandon was not turned off by the white lettuce around tiffanys anus when ramming her from behind

white lettuce by branmuff July 25, 2016

white boy lettuce 

White Boy Lettuce-

Definition One: The practice of throwing lettuce at white boys.

Definition Two: The white part of a lettuce. It’s what your parents use for sex toys because your dad is gay. And your mom doesn’t like your dad’s small d*ck!

“She say do you love me, I tell her only partly I only love my WHITE BOY LETTUCE!”

white boy lettuce by Your Mum Is V Gay December 2, 2018