fatassedness 

Fatty ass, being fat

thank god for staterbrother's contributing to my fatassedness.

fatassedness by Judy December 3, 2004

Fatassness 

the state of being a complete fatass.

In my state of fatassness, I was insanely hungry for days but did not want to move my large behind.

Fatassness by Mutant Donkey Babies May 22, 2010