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Fart Force 

Adj. The force exerted upon farting

Alt. Definition

N. The secret organization created by the justice league after drinking too much.
BILL, HOLY SHIT your fart just measured a 9.5 on the fart scale

Bill: Yeah, that's some fart force my ass has got huh?
Fart Force by Dr. Cornwalice February 21, 2008

Forced Farts 

When one squeezes a fart out of ones ring and it makes quite a high pitched sound almost like you are clenching
Dude that was such a forced fart
Forced Farts by Alex Broadbent January 5, 2004

Forte farto

In music, "forte" (often abbreviated as "f") is a term that means "loud" or "strong." It is a dynamic marking used to indicate that a passage should be played with greater volume and intensity. For example, if a musical score includes "forte," the performer should play the notes more forcefully compared to a passage marked "piano" (soft).
"Did you go to the Bach concert?"
"Yes, I gave a forte farto there."
Forte farto by Cheburik August 1, 2024