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Cracked Cunt

A person who has lost the plot due to drug related psychosis. It is where you are not in control and are on full autopilot. This can occur while on drugs or if you abuse substances which leave your brain chemistry messed up.
"Brah the other day i took so much dex i was in the dextroverse" said Rodney
"Fuuckkkk" - said jim
"Yeah then i mainlined so much ketamine i ate my tongue"- said Rodney
"You're a cracked cunt" said Jim
"yeah mand you've lost the plot" said Sam
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Cunt Cracker 

The act of spreading cheese on a cracker which lacks the structural integrity to embrace the force of spreading.
Don was spreading goat cheese on a cracker and screamed "cunt cracker!" as the cracker crumbled in his tiny, tiny, baby hands.

cunt-flavored cracker 

A splendid insult. Or maybe just a funny-ish one.

It's also known as a man whore. :
Lol. Just shut up you cunt-flavored cracker.