Boiled choad Share definition Flag A person who is thicker than he is tall, and is wrinkled as if he had been boiled for too long. That old fat guy over there really looks like a boiled choad Boiled choad by A-Aron balake January 14, 2015 0 0 Get merch Get the Boiled choad mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch