skikerfel 

Skikerfel: (v.) To get stuck in a conversation for hours. Then realizing you are fucked because your wife has called for times and your car has been Running for a few hours.

Damn, mark skikerfeld me and my wife is going to cut off my ball.

skikerfel by lucky clover January 14, 2015

snikerflopin 

A laugh that you happen to fart at the same time

Oh dear god a snikerflopin the world will now end

snikerflopin by killer_rath October 25, 2017