Arctic Turnip 

While camping in the winter below freezing and you do not want to leave your sleeping bag you piss into a condom and then chuck it into the snow. In the morning your piss condom will be frozen thus becoming an arctic turnip.

I need to piss but it's so warm in my sleeping bag.

Just make an arctic turnip you bitch. I am trying to sleep.

Arctic Turnip by Commander of Turds September 16, 2014