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Hey guys gather round and let’s take a groto together
groto by Team Dino June 30, 2018
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1. So disgusting or gross that no English word is sufficient to describe just how revolting it is.

2. Wildly inappropriate.
Eww, I just stepped in something groto!
groto by Scalling November 12, 2013
An overenthusiatic groodle owner that performs sexual acts on their animal from sheer amoration.
groodle = golden retriver/poodle

I think that guy likes touching his groodle a little too much, he must be a Groodler
Groodler by Rob G 83 November 4, 2012
When you have partaken in the act of drinking alcohol and begin to feel the effects. Tends to describe between tipsy and completely fucked
Chad - I'm fuckin groogy bro . Max - bruh eat the ham dude
Groogy by Plimsoll December 14, 2019
What the Groobler tries to do to you when you drive down Santa Rosa Rd. at night.
God Damn it I hate when your driving down Santa Rosa Rd. at night and the Groobler jumps out and tries to Grooble you.
Grooble by Moredoing July 16, 2022
german; reminding people of german stereotypes such as the crazy beer hound or the scary german middle aged woman.
I visited Germany once, but everyone there was so grooben I couldn't take it.
grooben by runforyourlives April 5, 2008
NIGGA : DAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!

EPIC BEARD MAN : *PUNCHES THE NIGGA MERCILESSLY*

EBM: I TOLD YOU NOT TO FUCK WITH ME GROFO!!
GROFO by Ms. Grofo September 6, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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