Paulexia 

Noun: An abnormal inability for an individual to text back quickly. It is a condition where a person needs more than enough time to reply back. This may include but not limited to: texts, messages, Facebook chats, comments, or shout outs. It is different from people not replying back due to laziness. NOTE: It is a not a real disease.

"He took 2 hours to text me back! He must have a serious Paulexia..."
"Paulexia is a turnoff for me."
"I think she has Paulexia because she hasn't replied me back in ages."

Paulexia by Spin Hind June 4, 2013

Patlexia 

Noun- A condition where You get the names or phrases backwards... Or mixed up;)

Spitney Brears (Britney Spears)
Lake Salt City- Salt Lake City
Weorge b Gush (George W Bush)
Tarla Mump Traples- Marla Maples Trump
Harry James Dean- Harry Dean Stanton

Patlexia- Noun: to Get Names or Phrases reversed or Backwards:

She mentioned his Name but Patlexia kicked in
when his name was spoken backwards.
Patlexia Happened since she forgot his real name;

Patlexia by Donia Tomez September 30, 2011