Flammobilia 

Memorabilia that also happens to be flammable.

Most memorabilia is also flammobilia.

Flammobilia by assmurderer April 12, 2010

Flammability Probability 

The likeliness of you or someone you know being set on fire for being aggravating, stupid or being simply annoying.

Your flammability probability is going to rise by 30% if you keep plucking my nerves

Flammability Probability by graham'scracker March 31, 2024