shoelard Share definition Flag Used to define something that is crap. Can also be used as an expression of exasperation. Dude, my new bindings are shoelard. They broke on the first hit.Shoelard, I can't believe my boss is such a dingleberry. shoelard by gdshred March 31, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the shoelard mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch