Procrastabuddy Share definition Flag someone you talk to only when you procrastinate. like a fuck buddy but for homework laziness. "Bother me. I'm bored." - Jake"No, go do your essay. I'm not gonna be your procrastabuddy" -Ann Procrastabuddy by Jake longwell October 6, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Procrastabuddy mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch