suzuki kid Share definition Flag A kid that goes and buys a shitty ass suzuki because he thinks it will make him cool or get him laid. This usually doesn't work. Man, that Suzuki Kid is such a chode nose, he definatly should ride his Huffy tomorrow. suzuki kid by Nody April 17, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the suzuki kid mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch