Guvlanka Share definition Flag The fattest bridesmaid in a bridal party. Not to be confused with the Gluckin, who is the ugliest bridesmaid. "I don't know who's scarier looking; the gluckin or the guvlanka. Guvlanka by Dirty Chavez March 28, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Guvlanka mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch
