salty bagel Share definition Flag When your getting a blow job, right after you cum you put a bagel in her mouth, and she eats it. "Dude, I gave this chick a salty bagel last night, she loved it!" salty bagel by The Real Micheal Jackson March 12, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the salty bagel mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch