Winficist

one who practices the loosely based religion known as Winficism

"As a loyal Winficist, I base all of my actions on the teachings of the all-mighty Oprah Gail Winfrey."
- Loyola, 81, Manchester, UK
"I have been a loyal practitioner of Winficism since I was 20 years old. It has changed my life for the better. Weiner?"
- Robert, 21, Ohio, US

by Brendan Duell, Nick Heskett January 11, 2009