koala hugger Share definition Flag somebody terribly offended every time someone cuts down a bamboo tree they say "thinkof the panda's" me: hey i cut down a bamboo tree koala hugger: you **** (pulls out gun) me: sorry man koala hugger by CarlTheShanker November 6, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the koala hugger mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch