My Rationality

The rationality that is only understood by you. Usually used when you say or do something that makes no sense.

Person 1: Why did the banana turn into a coconut?
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: BECAUSE IT WAS A COOKIE!!!!
Person 2: That makes no sense
Person 1: Understand my rationality
Person 2: Which is?
Person 1: I'm an asshole.

by Harry Scrotes July 1, 2008