shichtey

Scottish slang for "shitty"

auld shichtey erse
"i wonder what time auld shichtey erse will stagger hame at?"

by Fanjitz April 11, 2008

Shichter Scale

A scale ranging from 1, being the lowest, to 10, being the highest, that indicates the intensity of the smell radiating from a shit.

Oh God...that shit smells awful. That's at least a 7 on the Shichter Scale.

by Matt D. Underwood July 5, 2008