woodcock johnson

a.)a sexual position where the man inserts a wooden spoon into the vaginal cavity and thrusts his fist into the anal passage.
b.)an I.Q test

a.) "Dude, I WOODCOCK JOHNSONED that hoe last night. Kitchen appliances have never worked in such ways!"
b.) "Okay now, I am going to give you the Woodcock Johnson. I will be video taping it for further studies."

woodcock johnson by Bobbith Rizzle October 29, 2007

Woodcock-Johnson 

A test of cognitive ability often given to special-ed students. It's funny because its entire name consists of three slang terms for the penis.

A: "I have to take the Woodcock-Johnson test of achievement."
B: *giggles*

Woodcock-Johnson by Anonymous938743 July 20, 2010