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pornstar parking 

you park so close to the front door of the club you can run to your car naked
PornStar Parking!! Bring on the Margarita's!!

pornstar parking 

1. To park one's car in multiple spaces at any given time
Dude, I love how we're parked in 3 spaces, now we'll piss off the restaurant manager. Yea, that's pornstar parking for ya'.
pornstar parking by Austin Bade January 9, 2007

Porn Star Parking 

Sometimes considered the best parking spot in the lot. Typically, this spot is just outside of the main entrance to the place that you are visiting.

Arguably the same spot as "Rock Star" parking.
Marty: "Whoa, Andy, you must have been here at the crack of dawn."
Andy: "Yeah. How'd you know?"
Marty: "I rolled in and noticed that you have Porn Star Parking."