turkey bitch

a bitch that is so fake baked she looks like the color of a turkey fresh out the oven, these bitches tend to be unable to keep their legs closed and enjoy being stuffed.

snooki- what a turkey bitch

hey bro, i just lb'd this turkey bitch the other night, it was great!

by tightbroseph September 3, 2011

turkey bitch

70s inspired phrase that is equvilient to calling someone a bitch, but by adding "turkey" it adds more of a playful/seasonal quality. Should be used jokingly. Is not intended for genuine insults.

Abby: Kate, god, you're such a turkey bitch!
*giggles*
Kate: That's right, cock-splap! (see, COCK-SPLAP)

by wootwoot41 December 21, 2006

turkey sandwhich bitch

When ur girlfriend keeps naking you ham sandwhichs for luch and you tell that bitch i dont want no ham sandwhich bitch i want a turkey sandwhich bitch.

when i found another ham sandwhich in my luch box again i told that bitch to make me a turkey sandwhich bitch.

by big john12157 December 16, 2008

Bitch Turkey

a name for a person who is a worthless piece of meat and cannot function within society

Lindsey Lohan is a bitch turkey

by onkyOINKOINKIMAPIG December 31, 2010