Mayoros is really into computer programming and normally eats bred with only one slice of meat. He is very charismatic because he is marching band team captain. He plays the trumpet in a sexy way. He does impulsive things like cutting off his mullet. Every girl falls in love with his unibrow and hairy toes. He always paints his nails neon yellow to attract positive energy! Many people don’t know that it actually took him 7 years to become fully potty trained. He has a secret crush on Dora the explorer and ALWAYS carries around a picture of her.
I wish mayoros loved me instead of Dora.
by Ella Hanson October 14, 2021
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