beanbum 

Someone who can hold one or multiple beans inside the crack in there anus.

Person 1: Dude what have you got in your arse crack?
Person 2: Tutti Frutti, coffee and a few cinnamon

Petons 1: All those jelly beans?! You have a beanbum!

beanbum by Thebeaniest May 4, 2021

beanburglar 

A white guy/girl who really has a thing for the latinas/latinos.

You're crashing the salsa club -again-? Beanburglar alert.

beanburglar by ark54 January 15, 2009

Beanium 

A rare element on the periodic table that can only be obtained through people with the name of Ben. Beanium is a purple liquid that shoots out the nipples of any Ben.

Hey Bean can I have some beanium?

Bean let me squeeze the beanium out of you!

Beanium by Bleaf October 7, 2018

beanium 

The correct way to say penis.

Sucketh on mine beanium wench.

beanium by Mister Beanium December 6, 2017

beanium 

A penis, phallic shape, or can be substituted for any body part, but especially penis

Girl: Hey daddy
Guy: Suck my fat beanium, bitch!
Girl: that is so hot

beanium by BeaniumLover1234 December 6, 2017

Beanium 

The element on the periodic table that comes out of beans. One someone squeezes a bean a pure black substance known as Beanium will come out. If touched will give a natural high and sometime diarrhea.

Yo bro I just took some beanium you want some?

Doctor i got diarrhea from my beanium.

Beanium by Mr Neab October 8, 2018

beanbumping 

The 'shim' in a marriage looks the man role, but takes orders and has a vagina instead of what goes in the vagina. Shim shaves their whole body to try be as strong as their wife's overpowering will power. The 'shim' is content with giving his 100% effort and his whole paycheck to his wife he worships for her 1-5% effortless existence in the relationship. When in heat, the wife gets the male role by attaching a strap on. After the wife dry intercourses the shim. The wife removes the strap on so she can get off by beanbumping her shim. The wife beanbumper is usually a richbitchwannabe and is always right, perfect in everyway, GOD-like in the sense of being flawless or without flaws.

Emo 1:'What nice married couple.'

Emo 2:"Hey, why doesn't the husband have any hair on his body?"
Emo 1:'EEWWWW!!!!!! It's a shim! Notice how it follows its wife!
Wife says to her shim: 'You better keep your mouth shut or you will not have any beanbumping from me for 3 months! Remember, a good 'husband' is seen not heard!'
Emo 2:"A shim does make a good pet, but poses no threat."
Emo 1:'Just shows there is someone for everybody.'''Shims happiness comes from breaking their back for their soulmate, who calls the shots and controls shim as a personal slave."
Wife says to shim :'Now don't forget my wedding vow to you," I take this shim in marriage for better or DIVORCE."
Emo 2:"A shim is the poster child picture for defining all derivatives of the word lame.""What a lamebrain!"
Emo 1 :'No, shims are brainless, malepartless and do enjoy being in lop-sided relationships and excellent at following orders.'
Emo 2 :"I wonder if the wife sometimes enjoys shaving sheman's beanbumping area."
Emo 1 :'EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW' NO MORE SAID. Let's go find some real women who cares about how we feel just as much as we care how they feel.

beanbumping by femamiebeaningistator December 13, 2010