Decaf person

A person who is so boring they make you yawn

P1: Josh was such a decaf person I thought I was going to die of boredom

P2: Lol what'd he do
P1: He didn't do anything literally

P2: oof

by 131313131313131313131313 April 9, 2021

Talk the ear off a deaf person

To be able to talk so much that it's frankly absurd. Someone who will be able to essentially hold a conversation completely on their own

Damn dude, you could talk the ear off a deaf person!

by cunteth420 December 1, 2021