Elite: Dangerous

Massive Multiplayer Online (MMO) first person space simulator released by Frontier Developments in December 2014.

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When you personally narrate your personal narrative while personally narrating how you personally narrated your first personal narrative

Yesterday I played Elite: Dangerous and personally narrated all of my personal narrative about personally narrating personal narrative

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Hop on Elite Dangerous

Slang for the most boring and least rewarding thing a human can do in day to day life

Person 1 : "Hey, hop on elite dangerous."
Person 2 : "hell naw dawg, last time we did that i almost killed myself after"

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