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Krieger Kreampie 

When you are fucking your girl and you pull out, take your favorite Pokémon card, release your steamy spunk all over it, and then swipe it in her asscrack like a credit card.
I gave my girl the Krieger Kreampie last night

KRUSTY KRAB KREAM PIE 

is when two childhood fans of spongebob squarepants finally produce intimate loving and usually ends up in being a pie day. Man will cum on the colon.
YEstERDay AFterrnoon at 6:13 PM i Made A KRUSTY KRAB KREAM PIE with your beloved auntie and your dog