Alternate name for the legendary egg humpty-dumpty coined by bored school children, who, after reciting the rhyme found that there was no reference to Humpty-Dumpty being an egg, and decided to give him a 'more round sounding name'
Obbledy-dobbledy sat on a wall Obbledy-dobbled had a great fall
all the kings horses and all the kings men couldn't put Obbledy together again
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).