A stupid person who snitches all the time and makes unfunny jokes. 24/7/365
Friend 1: Yo did you hear what Mir did

Friend 2: STFU ur being a ZARSHAN
by Mirovix September 13, 2020
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A name given to someone who loves the presence of kids.
"Look at Zarshan with all those kids, he must really love them"
by Zardotree March 23, 2023
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