Headhomos 

Headhomos are the hot guys in your head that turn you gay. They typically appear in the heads of young boys at around the ages of 12-14.

Guy 1: "Dude I was trying to focus on a Netflix show i was watching last night but i kept getting distracted by headhomos."
Guy 2: "Yeah good luck coming out to your family."

Headhomos by RossAkuma August 15, 2020

headhouse 

When one has a head that's the size of a house but is still stupid.

Bob: That piece of shit wanted to cut off his dick but used a blunt knife instead of asking a baboon to chomp it off like how they chomp a banana, what a headhouse!
Angry Dick: Shut the fuck up!

headhouse by The Man who lives in the house February 2, 2019

HeadHomo 

See Braingay

That was a headhomo move to jump on a couch screaming at everyone else.

HeadHomo by LtlGrrl October 11, 2009

headphomo 

the fear of missing the conversation around you if you put on your headphones/earbuds. common when studying with a group of friends.

I really needed to put in my AirPods and watch the rest of this lecture, but my study buddies were gossiping and I felt major headphomo.

headphomo by jlhooey March 2, 2023