go full mayonnaise

To perform sexual intercourse with an extraordinary loose (and moist) vagina, mimicking the auditory experience of penetrating a jar of mayonnaise.

Today I'll go full mayonnaise. My wife gave birth the other day.

go full mayonnaise by pete the partyhog February 8, 2019

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