he'd 

Abbreviation for the words "he had".

Realized he'd started a pointless thread, goes to another forum

he'd by _BombermanX June 9, 2005

he'd've 

Is short for the phrase "He Would Have".

I made a few posts while Peter was gone. He'd've wanted me to do so.

he'd've by Stephen Jensen July 9, 2007

He'd get it 

he'd get it - A way to refer to a really hot guy, who you think would totally get fucked from every girl who see's him.

Girl1 "ZOMG see that hot guy over there?"
Girl2 "yeah, why?"
Girl1 " He'd get it"
Girl2 "Hell yeah he would!"

He'd get it by HeyRamage August 23, 2009

he'd've 

Contraction of the phrase "He would have"

He'd've been rich if he sold drugs.

he'd've by Yoshikuni Kenta November 21, 2005

He'd Dance

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the person "He'd" is dancing

HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE HE'D DANCE

He'd Dance by He'd Dance November 10, 2019

HE'D BE ON HE SAID 

WHEN UR FRIEND SAYS HES GETTING ON BUT DOESN'T

FRIEND: ILL BE ON AROUND 8PM. PROCEEDS TO NEVER GET ON THEN TO TEXT HE'D BE ON HE SAID TO THE GROUP CHAT.

HE'D BE ON HE SAID by WACKYJK33 June 21, 2022

He'd slug your jaw 

The final de-evolution of combat roleplay. These words only come from the mouths of absolute apes.

Person 1: (extremely detailed attack)
Person 2: He'd slug your jaw
Person 1: wtf nigga

He'd slug your jaw by Big Fat Niggaballs March 26, 2023