assalanges 

This is your ass cheeks. If your normal there should be a giant hole in the middle. Shat should come out of this.

Your Assalanges are fucking ginourmous bob!

assalanges by MFHANDYHAND May 16, 2018

Assalingus 

A slang term for "tossing salad". Rectum munching, glutious maximus muchimus or good ol' fashion ass eating.

By reviewing the end results, the person performing assalingus probably wore braces or some other metal mouth device.

The EMTs determined that the rupture was caused by excessive assalingus.

Assalingus by Enrico Smith May 9, 2008