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Shoomloom 

Creating a shoomloom is not easy. You need 16 hookers, a pack of bananas, and a milkshake. Get into one room with all the hookers, and get hard. Take the bananas and shove them up each ass of the hooker. You then drink the milkshake in satisfaction, as you take your radio and play Black Magic Woman.
Wow, did he seriously shoomloom yesterday?
Shoomloom by B0rb August 8, 2017
Words you can keep

shroomzoom

An online video conference call when all participants have ingested Magic Mushrooms.
Our ShroomZoom was epic, Peter laughed his ass off and Jesse was hallucinating after ingesting 3 grams of mushrooms.
shroomzoom by TerrMan June 5, 2020

Shoombool 

A funny name for Dick or Pussy; Usually used among children or teenagers
Your fly is open son, you don't want everyone to see your shoombool do you?!
Good night shoombooly!
Shoombool by Steve Burn October 13, 2009

Shoombool 

1. Persian/Farsi word for child's dick.
2. Persian funny slang or rather polite substitute for dick.
I love the way your shoombool is hanging pal
Shoombool by BrainX October 24, 2008
Gustavos favorite hamster
Man 1: yo have you seen that shoomoo
Homslice 1:ye
Shoomoo by Amayuel itzilio May 31, 2023

shroombloom

when a guys dicks head is too big, and shaft is too small. In turn looking like a mushroom
So last night i was giving frank head and he wipped out his dick, he had a shroombloom
shroombloom by lol4lyfe August 1, 2009

shloomboomba 

A word that means absolutely nothing at all. it is used to break silence or when there is no answer to a question.
1.
guy one:why did you bang that ugly chick?
guy two:........shloomboomba
2.
room: ..........................
guy 1: well shloomboomba
shloomboomba by Mongolish April 1, 2008
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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