Humpenscrump 

You will often meet humpenscrump upon your death. He's in your nightmares, he's in your head, he's in your ass.

I just sharted and met Humpenscrump.

Humpenscrump by Hey Scotty... November 2, 2016

Humpenscrump 

it is an verb/action that is greater than sex

I heard John and Jane humpenscrumped a few days ago, I didn’t realize they were friends with benefits.

Humpenscrump by NonaK98 September 27, 2018