zooguarillo Share definition Flag (noun) A bent cigarette; perhaps what Dr. Seuss would label it. "aww... i set on my pack of smokes..." "it's alright man, now you have a zooguarillo" zooguarillo by dgbrown July 31, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the zooguarillo mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch