wombjabber 

An abnormally long penis.

Sara: "Why are you walking so funny today, Alyce?"
Alyce: "OMG, That fucking Brian is so damn hot, but his freakishly huge penis is a wombjabber!

wombjabber by Misty Dawn May 20, 2008

Wombsaber 

Primary weapon used by Wombmaidens. It is placed in its Wombsheath until it is ready to be weilded against the enemy.

The Wombmaiden weilded the wombsaber to destroy her enemies.

Wombsaber by Infideltinkerbell March 10, 2022