wankmind 

Academic charlatan steeped in postmodernism, poststructuralism etc.

"You pretentious and/or deluded wankmind."

The following paragraph may or may not have been written by a real live francophoney mindwanker:

If one examines capitalist theory, one is faced with a choice: either reject neotextual materialism or conclude that society has objective value. If dialectic desituationism holds, we have to choose between Habermasian discourse and the subtextual paradigm of context. It could be said that the subject is contextualised into a textual nationalism that includes truth as a reality. In a sense, the premise of the subtextual paradigm of context states that reality comes from the collective unconscious.

wankmind by Grimlock1 June 22, 2011

wankfinder 

bluetooth radar employed in airport or other mass transit location / social setting. acceptance of the device connection request means immediate "wanker" status.

getting a connection to an unsuspecting recipient using the "wankfinder" monicur, then quickly sending a piece of priceless filth and having it accepted before they realise their folly.

wankfinder by Alistair Murray February 5, 2007

wankmining

Trolling the internet for good porno vids to wank to

Yeah man, on Monday nights after football I like to do some wankmining before bed.

wankmining by jjacksss October 19, 2007