vulvahead Share definition Flag A derogatory term for the female version of a dickhead or a term referring to a male as a pussy. "Hey douchetard, stop being such a vulvahead" said Pete. or "Will you please just try the fucking mushrooms and stop being such a vulvahead!", said Beth vulvahead by Goddogs May 4, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the vulvahead mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch