vitrotarian 

Vegetarians who eat In Vitro meat (cruelty-free meat, shmeat, test-tube meat, tubesteak, and victimless meat).

I am a Vitrotarian.

vitrotarian by @demvote1 September 20, 2013

in vitrarian 

|in ˈvēˌtre(ə)rēən|

noun

a person who does not eat meat, except that which is synthetically grown in labs (beginning circa 2012), especially for moral, religious, or health reasons.

Flower Child: "Sun Beam, what are you doing?! Are you oppressing one of our Earth sisters?"

Sun Beam: "Re-find your Chi. This Big Mac was grown in a petri dish. I've evolved from vegan to in vitrarian."

Flower Child: "Shit. Grow me a Bacon Double Cheeseburger!"

in vitrarian by Bachelor boB May 5, 2012