vampernot 

Like a human but only exactly, like a vampire only not at all

Ben was a vampernot in North Dakota he doesnt like blood only tequila.

vampernot by narly79 November 6, 2013

vamperbate 

an act of sexual release while reading and/or watching "vampire fiction"

"I dropped my popcorn while racing to the bathroom to vamperbate in the middle of Twilight: New Moon"

vamperbate by winstongoondog December 9, 2009

Vamperno 

A really fruity gay fruit. Especially when taken as a nickname.

That kid hassan used to be cool until he changed his name to Vamperno, now hes a fruit.

Vamperno by v-hater March 29, 2009