upside down turban Share definition Flag Wrapping your testicles in a cloth (usually cold and wet) to provide comfort on hot days. Mike was sweating buckets at his desk and thus proceeded to put on an upside down turban. upside down turban by Steve Saner May 23, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the upside down turban mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch