under-wearer

Opposite of a Rat-Licker . Person who 'deathly' afraid of getting Coronavirus ( or ant other virus for that matter ). Will go to ANY extent to wear a mask 'anywhere' including their own back yard. Will pick up a pair of discarded underwear from the ditch and frantically hold it over their mouth and nose if they walk to their mailbox without a mask and noticed a car driving up their road.